I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.

I turned 34 today ... and my boss gave me a present and then told me to pack up my stuff and go.

Funny how you get up on your "special day" excited and happy and end up in your bed, covers over your head with two cats and a bottle of wine to knock you out.

But, hear this, I AM THE GREATEST. And I believe it if even if I don't feel it.

I am the greatest because I can be knocked out but I have family and friends that love me.

I am the greatest because I am funny - seriously. I am. I can make myself snort laugh all the time. I know funny and I am.

I am the greatest because I am not afraid of spiders or cockroaches. Not many can say the same.

I am the greatest because I put a man away for over 40 years just for mugging me - you mess with the bull you get the horns.

I am the greatest because I know how to travel the New York subway system without a map! That is talent people.

I am the greatest because I have traveled to Europe and Australia.

I am the greatest because I have overcome abuse.

I am the greatest because I believe in the Universe and all God's infinite love.

I am the greatest. I am.

When you see me coming know I am.

When you see me coming know I can get knocked out but I come back stronger.

Know I am.